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So, I figured What the Hell. If BJ can do it, why not me? Now, I may not be as intelligent or edgy as the great one, but I will be straight forward. So here goes. What shall we talk about? I mean, I have no job, life sucks, and prospects are slim. I do have an apartment still, food in the cupboard, and internet; so it can't be all bad. Peace