Morton's Salt

Seriously, when did my name change to Job? Have I not gone through enough? I am seriously starting to think that being a Jabroni is not such a bad idea? In a world where Ron Jeremy can be as big as he is and still be making money. Someone wake me up.

Try this on for size

So, I figured What the Hell. If BJ can do it, why not me? Now, I may not be as intelligent or edgy as the great one, but I will be straight forward. So here goes. What shall we talk about? I mean, I have no job, life sucks, and prospects are slim. I do have an apartment still, food in the cupboard, and internet; so it can't be all bad. Peace